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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

So they tried

If "thinking" affects feeling, and "feeling" affects thinking, then "why" does this not produce a never-ending circle?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Methane-eating sea spiders discovered off Southern California coast - SFGATE

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How viral 'limitless pill' affects the brain after doctors issue major warning over substance used by celebrities - LADbible

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Washington governor activates National Guard in search for accused killer, Travis Decker - KATU

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Celebrity hairstylist Jesus Guerrero died of pneumonia and fungal infection, likely complications from AIDS - NBC News

Loons and Moons

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET