What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:56

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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